I say this all the time n youtu.be/ZcpcJT48AVk
The following list of zombie movies are probably in not much of an ordr, because I start off with the best of intentions and always remember one or two as I go along totally fucking up the order. However I will try and keep them all relatively short and sweet.
My 10 rules for surviving the Zombie Apooclypse are the following
1: Stay out of the cities
2: Know your can of beans math. Ex if Jenny has 1 can of beans and Mike has 2 cans of beans and Joe has a hatchet how many cans of beans does Joe have? Answer Joe has 3 cans of beans.
3: Prepare Prepare Prepare. Have a bug out bag ready and waiting, these can be substituted with your readiness shit you already should have in the back of your car. A tarp, extra fuel, a flash light, a med kit, a blanket, wet wipes, antiseptic, antibiotics, antihistamine, a few bottles of water, some canned food, only additions are a knife, some form of fire making device (why don't you carry a knife and fire on you anyway? ) and preferably a bottle of alcohol and a pack of cigarettes for trading disinfectant or stress relief.
4: KNOW YOUR EXITS! This goes for wherever you are, not just at home but at work also, try and figure this out where ever you go because the Zombie Apocolypse can hit anywhere or any time, do you know where the exits are in your local starschmucks? I thought not.
5: Learn how to shoot a gun and handle an axe, you would be amazed at how many idiots don't know how to weild a simple fire axe. Be careful don't do the zombies job for them!
6: See how quickly you can get to, check out the safety off and get in your car with all doors shut, windows up and yes Safety belt on! Don't drive like a maniac unless you have to clear a path, driving while freaking out will only make you get into a wreck sooner.
7. DO NOT GO TO THE FOLLOWING PLACES UNLESS YOU HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE: The Hospital, Schools, Malls, Supermarkets or large department stores, and police barracks
8: When you do run out of gas always go into the back room of the gas station, most pumps are electric now and will not pump gas unless they are on, all gas stations come with a generator which is usually located at the back and considering gas stations and convenience stores are usually employing young kids or stoners the codes to everything are usually written down right next to the switches.
9: Protein will keep you feeling fuller longer. Look eventually prepackaged and fresh food is going to run out and if you don't know how to hunt, track, fish or forrage you're probably fucked. However if you stock up on food containing protein you will have enough fuel to keep going and you will be less hungry as protein releases the same triggers in your stomach and brain telling you you are full, so don't knock that canned spam until you've tried it.
10: DO NOT MELEE A ZOMBIE EVER! Run the fuck away, always kill at range and don't try running over more than perhaps two or three at a time its more likely they will fuck up your car.
2007 Planet Terror Starring Rose McGowen with a Machine Gun Leg After an experimental bio-weapon is released, turning thousands into zombie-like creatures, it's up to a rag-tag group of survivors to stop the infected and those behind its release. youtu.be/VP81mNyrQfY
1985 Retun of the Living Dead is the original zombie comedy and every time our readers vote it onto the list I feel redeemed. I thought for the longest time I was the only one who loved Return of the Living Dead which is a hilarious comedy that tells the story of a couple of dimwitted warehouse workers who inadvertently bring about a zombie apocalypse.
The moment my early teenage hormones will never forget? Linnea Quigley's cemetery strip tease. youtu.be/-QOSQPU9Adk
1992 Dead Alive by Peter Jackson! Thats right Hobbit guy made a Zombie movie before he got big. It's about a young man's mother is bitten by a Sumatran rat-monkey. She gets sick and dies, at which time she comes back to life, killing and eating dogs, nurses, friends, and neighbors. youtu.be/lIsLSj-z4UM
1988 Serpent and the Rainbow Directed by Wes Craven, starring Bill Pullman and yes based mostly on true events. An anthropologist goes to Haiti after hearing rumors about a drug used by black magic practitioners to turn people into zombies. Warning You will never sit right again! youtu.be/EPWTvbTWhZc
All of the resident evil movies. I seriously like all of them, they are all cheap action packed bloody gore fun starring Leeloo Dallas AKA Milla Jovovich our Pin up of the day. However I have been told the best one of the lot is the first one set in the hive. I prefer extinction myself though. youtu.be/jiS6gtClrqk
2007 Rec This spanish language horror film is from a pair of talented spanish filmmakers and is the story of a zombie apocalypse that plays out as a news reporter is shooting a documentary on the local emergency services team, and the emergency is ground zero of a zombie infection. youtu.be/YGJ_jPKOj1c
White Zombie 1932 Is a very different film than many on the list, "White Zombie" is the grandfather of the American zombie film, whose influence is felt everywhere from movies to music (as the band with the same name can attest). The movie is highlighted by Bela Lugosi at his creepy best, surprisingly scary looking zombies, and an important lesson for all zombie movies to come: You can't kill - or even slow down - a zombie by shooting it in the chest. Why? Because Zombies are dead! They cant feel pain thus they don't have that automatic stopping mechanism that saves normal humans from say trying to lift something to heavy, zombies will lift until their arms pop off. youtu.be/5N5-UzUxBss
White Zombie - Thunder Kiss 65 youtu.be/yPNFVj-pISU
The Dawn of the dead remake from 2004 Some will argue that Dawn of the Dead is a horrible movie simply because it's a remake of one of the greatest horror films of all time but I disagree. Zack Snyder's Dawn of the Dead paid homage to George Romero's but was very much its own flesh-eating affair.
A great script and an incredibly talented cast headlined by Sarah Polley are why this movie worked so well. Add to it a bad ass sound track from Johnny Cash and incredible special effects you really can't find much to complain about. For me its mostly about the soundtrack though.
Richard Cheese - Down with the sickness youtu.be/at02Fvdhk2I
Johnny Cash - When the man comes around youtu.be/k9IfHDi-2EA
Something about Johnny Cash always makes me think of my Big Grammy, I think its the tremelo to his voice.
1943 I walked with the Zombie A young Canadian nurse, Betsy Connell, arrives in St. Sebastian in the West Indies to care for Jessica Holland, wife of wealthy sugar plantation owner Paul Holland. For Betsy, she seems to be living in paradise, despite Paul's dim view of his surroundings. His half-brother Wesley Rand is much cheerier. When Betsy finally meets Jessica, she finds her walking in the garden late at night as though she were in a trance. Dr. Maxwell explains that Jessica had a severe tropical fever that burned out portions of her spine, leaving her in a zombie-like state. Maxwell and Betsy recommend insulin shock treatment. Betsy also begins to wonder if voodoo might be able to cure her. youtu.be/hT_JnFXC6UA
1974 Let sleeping corpses Lie A straight-up zombie film for the zombie film lover. "Let Sleeping Corpses Lie" has fantastic and realistic zombies of the "freshly dead" variety. It also features some graphic and long sequences of them chowing down on human flesh like they're at an all-you-can-eat buffet. youtu.be/-x54TlYs94s
1985 Day of the dead Romero tweaked the nose of the military-industrial complex with Day in which underground bunker-dwelling scientists and soldiers uneasily coexist. The director's third zombie film boasts a host of memorable performances, none more so that of Sherman Howard who plays the unnervingly intelligent (and, by the end, gun-toting) zombie ''Bub.'' youtu.be/GTpbJCVNHro
Dance of the dead 2008 is actually better than it sounds, which is saying a lot. On the night of the big High-School Prom, the dead rise to eat the living, and the only people who can stop them are the losers who couldn't get dates to the dance. youtu.be/kmdUJJSQzhI
2009 Zombieland! I love this movie, and it actually teaches its viewers a lot about possibilities and living conditions of a post apocalyptic world, it also stars Woody Harrelson and Bill Murray so YAY ^^ If you haven't seen it its about a shy student trying to reach his family in Ohio, and a gun-toting tough guy trying to find the Last Twinkie and a pair of sisters trying to get to an amusement park join forces to travel across a zombie-filled America. You will never look at a public toilet the same way again trust me! "God bless rednecks!" youtu.be/Xs8ayvLzqxY
"They're coming to get you Barbara..." I am pretty sure you knew that George A. Romero's 60′s classic was going to be on this list. In fact had Night of the Living Dead not been included I am quite confident we would have seen outrage among zombie film fans.George Romero's Night of the Living Dead has made just about every list we have made relating to top horror films and is incredibly deserving. Honestly though its not my favorite, so youtu.be/UYR3dorshwA
Shaun of the Dead, if I said a British ''rom-zom-com'' with a pun for a title, you'de probably turn up your nose at it. However Shaun of the Dead is AWESOME! The first real movie from Hot Fuzz director Edgar Wright works as both an affectionate, in-joke-filled homage to the genre and a terrific zombie film in its own right. Simon Pegg stars as a lovelorn slacker who believes the best place to wait out the undead apocalypse is his local pub. You've got red on you, I ran it under a cold tap and Queen's Dont stop me now are all wonderful scenes. It's pretty much one meme after another here and why it made my number #2 seat. youtu.be/nrluARJUCUg
My favorite Zombie movie is still and probably will always be "28 Days Later" from 2002 Directed by Danny Boyle. The sequel to this film 28 weeks later is cheap american action trash and the only good part is the first 20 mins of the whole damned film even if it does have Begbie in it. However 28 days I believe takes Romero's stance on a social exposition about not only mans inhumanity to man, our unquestioning corporate identity of the modern human, as well as our increased sensitivity to violence and amplified rage to create what I feel is the epitome of Zombie Survival genre. From the moment our hero Jim wakes up we are immersed into a world of desperation, fear, chaos and scientifically explainable violence, with odd moments of tranquility that lets you become disarmed enough for the next wave of horror. This movie is brilliant, from the realistic dialogue, wonderful understated acting, as well as the message and one of the first uses of free running in film I can not recommend this enough. Think Lord of the Flies meets Night of the Living Dead set in the beautiful English countryside. youtu.be/JbcuK8WBKE8
The Creepshow "Zombies Ate Her Brain" youtu.be/Yu3Rfc9fr-0We're Comin' To Kill Ya" -- Zach Selwin youtu.be/VNcG8fM_SJU
"Living Dead Beats" By Sek youtu.be/hA-I1w5o9lI Living Dead Girl By Rob Zombie youtu.be/BvsMPOfblfg
Jonathan Coulton's Re: Your Brains youtu.be/S6vnM9I7HIoWalk Like A Zombie" By The Horrorpops youtu.be/0RKZpKkgWMM
Ramones - Pet Sematary youtu.be/F3J0iwwsq-wThe Gonk from Dawn of the dead 1978 youtu.be/V66m52YFZBgZombies on your lawn from the game Plants versus Zombies which I love! youtu.be/OqpMFsnN7hMThe Cranberries - Zombie youtu.be/6Ejga4kJUts Fela Kuti - Zombie youtu.be/Q76UngzHX5Y
Astro Zombie by The Misfits youtu.be/HZJPPOLBDccI monster Blue Wrath youtu.be/sOKwewc9dnsBig D & The Kids Table - It's Raining Zombies On Wall Street youtu.be/sQC9KMEKhbI
and while I still think he was a child molesting fuckhead here is Michael Jacksons Thriller youtu.be/sOnqjkJTMaA
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