Octoberween Day 4! Best of the worst take 1

It's Friday, and it's Day 4 of Octoberween and I think its high time we got into my weekly feature "Best of the WORST" These movies are terrible, whether they take themselves seriously or not we certainly don't. They are bloody, gory, ridiculous and filled with enough fake blood and rubber poop monsters to make your head spin. So sit back and enjoy the Best of the Worst Friday night picture show.

My first pick for best of the worst today is Fido, a Zombie movie set in a 1950's esq leave it to beaver post Zombpocolypse world. The Main character is Fido, boys loyal and best friend who also happens to be a Zombie played by Billy Connolly. If I haven't sold you on that alone then this is why we can't have nice things!   

Now no one denies that Zombies are scary, the idea of dead and rotting human corpses coming back from the dead driven by the hunger to consume human flesh IS terrifying. Nazi's too are fricken scary to consider, masses of normal every day people driven to horrible deeds of torture, racism, acts of terror and murder on a scale never before seen by human kind IS terrifying. They sort of mimic each other, Brainless masses destroying every human in their way? The following movies are this strange peanut butter in my chocolate, chocolate in my peanut butter sort of mix. The end result, well its fricken disgusting, terrible and you should feel bad, no wait a minute I should feel bad. Enjoy!




This is Shock Waves from 1977 about a remote island lousy with these Nazi Zombie bastards!

Then we have a contemporary shitstorm which was Uwe Bolls Bloodrayne Third Reich. Not Zombies this time oh no Nazi VAMPIRES

And last but certainly the least is Isla she wolf of the SS, this movie is rotten. Putrid rotten and just plain bad, its a nazi/sexploitation movie from 1974 loosely based on Isle Koch a real life Nazi who was the wife of the Bucchanwald concentration camp. After the trial received worldwide media attention, survivor accounts of her actions resulted in other authors describing her abuse of prisoners as sadistic, and the image of her as "the concentration camp murderess" was current in post-war German society. She was accused of taking souvenirs from the skin of murdered inmates with distinctive tattoos. In the movie Ilsa conducts sadistic scientific experiments designed to demonstrate that women are more capable of enduring pain than men are, and therefore should be allowed to fight in the army. Ilsa is also portrayed as a buxom woman with a voracious sexual appetite for men. Well before she kills them. I do NOT recommend you watch this POS, but if you like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing you will like.

As a nod to this movie Rob Zombie created a fake trailer for his own remake of this film starring his wife Sherrie Moon (Baby) Zombie

You want a song that is both ridiculous as well as about a horrific killer? Try Saucy Jack by SPINAL TAP!