Octoberween For-serious Monday. So, I'm
dealing with an out of control egomaniac fascist of a teacher in my
Dimensions of Freedom class; you know the type, one of those people who
says "Do as I say not as I do, agree with more else I will mark you down
for doing otherwise." sorts. Needless to say I am not getting along
famously well with him and his agenda biased bullshit. So instead I
decided to give him whatfor and then
report his ass to his adviser and the school board for his lack of
professionalism. This being said I think its important that we look at
films that are more than just blood, guts, titjigglers and rubber poop
monsters but also those truly horrific movies out there that are
horrific because they are based on real events.
2003
Open Water In 1998 real-life couple Tom and Eileen Lonergan were on a
scuba diving expedition along the Great Barrier Reef when the group just
plumb forgot about them and left them behind. "Thanks a bunch, guys!"
In case you can't put two and two together, they be dead now. How did
they die? That's the question filmmaker Chris Kentis sought to answer as
horrifically as possible for this sleeper hit in which the cause of the
doomed pair's demise is ... SHHAAAAAAAAAARKS! With only a half-million
dollar budget, the makers used a creative solution to avoid mechanical
or CGI sharks: actual sharks. Now that's keepin' it real. youtu.be/dWBRpZhk_vA
Zodiac
2007 David Fincher's masterpiece is based on a pair of true-crime books
written by Robert Graysmith, who was a cartoonist at the San Francisco
Chronicle during the reign of the Zodiac Killer from 1968 to 1972. In
the movie, Graysmith is portrayed by Jake Gyllenhaal as a sweetly
milquetoast wonk whose obsession with the case surpasses that of both
the ace cop assigned to it and a reporter targeted by the cipher-happy
serial killer. Although Fincher and his screenwriter James Vanderbilt
spent 18 months investigating the material, their supposition of whacko
Arthur Leigh Allen as most likely candidate is punctuated by a very loud
"... ?" The open-endedness of it is not only honest, but also true to
the nature of obsession the film explores. youtu.be/8dWgRfb17-M
The
Exorcism of Emily Rose Most exorcist-related movies, including "The
Exorcist," have claimed in one way or another to be based on fact,
inspired by a true story, or overheard in a crowded lunchroom. For the
well-marketed "Emily Rose," director Scott Derrickson and his cowriter
Paul Boardman drew on the life of a German Catholic girl named Anneliese
Michel, whose diagnosis of epilepsy was reinterpreted by her and two
priests as full-on possession. She was given a rigorous four-hour
exorcism session 67 times over 10 months before dying of starvation.
Geez, maybe try Pilates next time? The Americanized film is based on the
resulting trial, but the writers used terrifying audiotapes of the real
exorcism to pitch it to studios. Because Religion thats why. youtu.be/lSy7DldFdUI
2005
Wolf Creek In this Australian torture porn, Mick Taylor (John Jarratt)
is a kind of Crocodile Dundoom who finds three tourists having car
problems and adds "killer trouble" to their itinerary. Mick is based on
outback backpacker killer Ivan Milat, who was positively identified by
"the one that got away." Jarratt went to great lengths to emulate Milat,
including not showering for weeks. The film also borrows from the
profile of another grisly murderer, Bradley John Murdoch. Though it
takes facts piecemeal from several actual crimes, the film is a
subversive twist on modern horror conventions in which a group of young
folk get whittled down until, typically, one tough woman remains to
confront the killer. That ain't what happens here. youtu.be/Cm8duRDsS8E
The
Amytiville Horror 1979 "I just wish all those people hadn't died here. I
mean, eww, doesn't that bother you?" And with that refrain begins a
take on the ol' haunted house chestnut so potent it managed to spawn
seven sequels, a remake and a "Simpsons" parody. The "Amityville"
mini-industry would be nowhere, however, without Jay Anson's account of
the Lutz family who, like the Lutzes in the film, bought a murderhouse
in Long Island for $80,000 dollars (a steal!) and got plagued by flies,
ghosts, creepy voices and other stuff not outlined in their mortgage
application. The movie featured a still-youthful James Brolin. youtu.be/YOQadoeQims
Borderland
This one is another new one and its by no means a masterpiece but the
fact it's based off the sadistic real life killing of the Mexican Drug
Lords makes it a favorite of mine.
The
Mexican Cartels tapped a man to be their enforcer and he also had a
satanic site and took to ritually killing hundreds of people and
torturing them in all kinds of sadistic and disgusting ways. This story
hit the news in a big kind of way when Mexican Authorities and DEA
agents found a farm that was used by then leader of the 'cult' to
torture, dismember and commit sadistic ritual killings.
The
only good news is this killer wont be able to get you since he died in a
massive hail of bullets at the hands of Mexican Special Police.
Borderland is well shot, with a fascinating story that mixes a fair bit
of fiction around a group of young adults who encounter the cult but
also just enough real facts to make it a really creepy and entertaining
tale.youtu.be/pd2KdO0HBtM
Henry
Portrait of a Serial killer This movie is by no means one of my top
films but I put it on this list for being very real in its style of film
making and extremely gritty. It tells the story of two killers who
worked in tandem to murder people.
The
real life killer Henry Lee Lucas went on to confess to over 600 murders
but it is widely believed those confessions were done for no other
reason then to get him better privileges in jail.
As
well while he was confessing the police flew him around the United
States to participate in the investigations and he was treated like a
celebrity. Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer is very dark and very
surreal and a disturbing film based on a true story although it's still a
mystery just how many people Henry Lee Lucas really did kill. youtu.be/IU3P6WXzvXU
Texas
Chainsaw Massacre 1974 Ed Gein has got to be the most cinematically
influential nutjob the world has known. This good ol' boy from
Plainfield, Wisconsin, only actually murdered two people; but his
proclivity to exhume bodies and make trinkets, masks, and furniture out
of their bones and skin has seared him into the popular imagination via
"Psycho," "The Silence of the Lambs" and "Texas Chain Saw Massacre."
Director Tobe Hooper's use of documentary-style grainy camerawork makes
this trip into Leatherface's parlor all the more unsettling, but this
killer's no more based in reality than Freddy Kruger or Jason, despite
the movie's claims. Influenced by Gein? No question. Real? No, thank
God. youtu.be/Vs3981DoINw
This
next movie is not one I recommend you watch, heck I wish I hadn't
watched it, its terrible because its gruesome and violent and just plain
heartbreaking, however whats most horrendous is its true, every last
bit. The Girl Next Door tells the story of a girl who is kidnapped by
her neighbor, tortured, raped and mutilated in the basement by the local
neighborhood kids. Jack Ketchum's dark and disturbing movie is so
surreal and violent that it actually made my stomach turn.
What
is even scarier is when you look up the case files of the actual crime
you will find that Jack Ketchum's telling of the tale was no stretch of
imagination. The Girl Next Door is sadistic, disturbing and will have
you locking your kids up if you have any. Without question one of the
best real-horror movies I have seen in my entire life.
Worth
noting their is another version of this film called An American Crime
which stars Ellen Page but I for one think The Girl Next Door is not
only a better film its also much more disturbing. An American Crime had a
more well known cast but its not nearly as good as the film based on
Jack Ketchum's book.youtu.be/nBEmRXeJ-C0
Mississippi
Burning is a 1988 American drama-thriller film loosely based on the FBI
investigation into the real-life murders of three civil rights workers
in the U.S. state of Mississippi in 1964 white it seems like a pretty
basic southern civil rights tale from the outside, this movie was really
my first taste of the "it's so horrible because its real" According to
the testimony of Colombo crime family contract killer Gregory S. Scarpa
Jr., the cinematic version may have come closer to the truth than the
official FBI story out of Washington, D.C. His story has been supported
in several news accounts by unnamed FBI agents purported to have worked
on the MIBURN case, as well as Scarpa's own FD-209 reports, which were
released and made public after his death. Scarpa has said that his
father, Gregory Scarpa Sr., capo of the Colombo crime family and Top
Echelon FBI informant, offered his services in the case to his FBI
handler, Anthony Villano. He made a three-day trip to Mississippi where,
posing as a member of the national Ku Klux Klan himself, he and an FBI
helper kidnapped a local appliance salesman and Ku Klux Klan member who
was viewed by the FBI as a potential weak link in the case. They took
the man to a remote location, tied him to a chair, and interrogated him.
The first two times he told the story, the agent and Scarpa believed
that the man was lying. On the third try, Scarpa pulled his gun on the
suspect. "He said he took a gun and put it in the guy's mouth and said:
For the last time, where are the bodies or I'll blow your head off",
Gregory S. Scarpa Jr. testified. Events similar to Scarpa Jr.'s story
are reenacted in the film. The KKK member finally confessed to the
location of the bodies, Scarpa Jr. said. youtu.be/0IHmZoSvIXg
The
real problem with these movies for me is not that they are Gorey, or
have intense music and jump scares, what gets me is the callousness,
cruelty, and violence that man perpetrates on his fellow man. What
reduces me to tears is the fact that nothing ever changes, that as much
as we would like to consider ourselves evolved beings with a conscious
and an innate will to do good, we still promote ideologies which beget
violence, mistreatment, abandonment and victimization of our fellow man.
Perhaps I'm to sensitive, after all the news is filled with atrocities
every day and even more going on that we know nothing about but isn't
that after all what Halloween is all about? Thumbing our nose at death,
while we prepare for the long dark and deadly winter to come trying
vainly to forget just how fragile and fucked we really are.
This
is why the movie pick of the day is Mommie Dearest is a 1981
biographical drama film about Joan Crawford, starring Faye Dunaway. It
depicts the abusive and traumatic adoptive upbringing of Christina
Crawford at the hands of her mother...screen queen Joan Crawford. NO
MORE WIRE HANGERS EVER! youtu.be/upc8wWI6F7Y
Pin up for today is Mommie Dearest herself Joan Crawford.
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