random 3am vivid dreaming

Had dreams that Spiderman was the lead commander of the Russian army if the Russian army where made of spiders, I was Ted Theodore Logan leading the charge into the heart of the enemy base camp with the goal of blowing up the colony from the inside, however peter parker is a not funny douche and the Russians always have superior forces, so I had to resort to suicide bombing tactics to make any headway what so ever. Not so fun at first you may think but then Death showed up and it was excellent! I wonder if world politics could be decided using battleship. hmmmmmmmmm